Name dropping makes you sound smarter!

Charles Foster Kane, Charles Foster Kane,Charles Foster Kane, Charles Foster Kane, Charles Foster Kane, Charles Foster Kane, Charles Foster Kane!

But it only works when the name in question is KNOWN but not SUPER DUPER KNOWN.

For example.

“ALBERT EINSTEIN!!!1!”

Not as effective as “CHARLES FOSTER KANE!” Then again I didn’t use his name in a sentence. But the best names to drop can still make you sound smarter even if you simply yell them without the support of a predicate.

“INGMAR BERGMAN!” He directed the Seventh Seal. :3 And now I have to watch that flick to make the name droppage 2% more legit.

I am clearly a hack.

And for the first time in the history of this online publication, I have squeezed seven sentences under one image that isn’t even a photograph. The boss and I originally intended for this blog to be filled with photostories and interesting things. But because of her lack of consistency, discipline and everything else required to make something work, publication became semi-bi-annual.  Which makes it either really important or a failure.

So much text!

For the sake of sticking to tradition, here is my face:

And the classic “Shenanigans Unlimited” tag that tells you that this photo is property of Shenanigans Unlimited.

If all goes well, something substantial should be up   soon after September 19. The last thing on my to-do-list is very serious business. It’s high time this conglomerate got around to doing something.

-Adel

Some people tell me I’ve got a sweet look.

And that I’ve got a gentle demeanor.

It’s all bull.

Don’t believe what those people say. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

I’m a person to be feared!  I own and run a conglomerate. I’m a kid DOLL that owns a conglomerate.

I can stare you down even if you’re taller than me.

I am a certified BOSS.

But being boss isn’t always about demanding fear, staring people down, and stressing how important you are.

It’s mostly about making whatever it is that you’re the boss of, work.

Making things work requires lots of thinking.

That’s all I did when I first got here.

Think.

Think.

Think.

Think.

Then I thought, “There has to be something other to do than THINK.”

And I realized that there’s a difference between thinking and doing.

It begins.

Gab’s aunt and uncle’s house in Pennsylvania

Adel’s been with me for two years now. She’s changed within that span of time, too.  You know how some girls take their time in front of the mirror, fixing themselves up? Adel’s like that.

So, let’s begin by doing something the Sesame Street peeps have been teaching us to do for the longest time.

IMAGINE.

This is her show, and I’m that person who gives the intro at the beginning. Right about now, you want me off the stage.